You’re a robot. You asked me a stupid question. Dinosaurs are dead. They don’t ask anyone questions.
…I’ve gotta think about some things. Grab me some chicken nugs.
The name’s Duncan Stinger. I’m a country singer from down south… Bee Lick, Kentucky, in fact. Maybe you’ve heard of me… nah, what am I talkin’ about, of course you’ve heard of me. Now, I’m new to this whole tumblin’ business, but we’re in the middle of recording an album. That is, me, my guitarist Bull Shank, my drummer Cornbread, and that one guy on bass. Sometimes there’s dead moments in the studio when Bull Shank’s recording a riff or something, and all I wanna do is look up some bees or put up some pictures. That’s what this here’s for.
Hope y’all enjoy this. And if anyone out there’s interested in being my queen bee for a night, just gimme a call.